◦Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
◦Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
◦Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
◦Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.
◦You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
◦Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies; they would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
◦One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of c